Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.