Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight.

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad