Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.