How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.