What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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Don't worry, they will tell you.

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.