What is the hardest part of cuting a ba...

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

Straight Razor Jokes More Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.