Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.