What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.