What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.