What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!