What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.