What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.