Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.