What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.