Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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A: MOVIES!
Bark Roofalo
If you break a leg, you get cast
A: All of them.
Shaking Bad.
A Juand
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
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Cast Away
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
His leg was in a cast.
An e-nigma.
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
Half of what it was last week
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
In the prayground!
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
He couldn't see himself doing the work
Because Opey never delivered.
El Paso
Obi Juan Shinobi
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
He heard he might be playing a big roll
Piece of cake.
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
