Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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A: MOVIES!
Bark Roofalo
If you break a leg, you get cast
A: All of them.
Shaking Bad.
A Juand
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
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Cast Away
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
His leg was in a cast.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
Because 28 8 1.
Lithium and Iron
Barium.
Half a cat
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Just go in there and be yourself."
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Cause they're knee grows!
Just Cause
Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.
A: Having legs!
