What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What are U doing here?

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84% of their dna