What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!