Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.