Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave