What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture