What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...