What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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The lumberjack has a job.

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

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Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.