Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself