Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving