What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.