What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)