Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.