What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.