What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town