What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.