What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What is a terrorist's favorite board game?

Tumbling Towers.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.