What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.