What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth