Because the best you can get is bronze.
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Read a book, you dummies.
She has it bronzed.
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
A: Santa came early
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
He cracks up
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Because he always came in a little behind.
Not being
The good ones are hard to put down
The first one written
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.