What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!