What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot