Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.