Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

End Jokes More End Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!