What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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hit him in the face with an Axe

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Algaebra...

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About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "