What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.