What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."