How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

What's a tongue twister?

When your tang gets all tongueled up.