Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.