Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
The captain's log.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
They don't, it's a miff.
Cell shading.
from Stephen King - The Cell)
I have explosive diarrhea.