What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."