What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.