What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.