Green paint. Haha
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Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Call a big toe truck.
Because they are really good at it
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
A Hyundai.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Answer: The Pope!
The Saus Age.
Pigs don't have red noses.
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Ex-stinky
Under the soap.
cause nobody would be looking for them.
Kermit's finger.
Green "Nope. Green."
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
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