Green paint. Haha
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Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Border Patrol.
Sir.
You switch sides at half time.
A: With a red elephant trap.
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Kermit the Frog's Finger.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
She wanted to get a dark tan.
One of them is purple
Because his mixtape was to die for...
Mourning wood
