Green Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.