What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range