Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call an angry German?

a sourkraut

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

March Jokes More March Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.