Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.