Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle