What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.