What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Ten-ish

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...