What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.