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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.