Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

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He was de-lighted.

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.