Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.