Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.