Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.