What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.