When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
She ran away from the ball.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
