When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Their balls are just for decoration
You look quite put-together this evening.
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
Can you smell carrot?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
A battle dwarf