When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
Tell him he's a duck.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Because they're *revolting*
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Because he was sheet faced.
Kick it up the arse
A midget at a urinal.
The latter is a group of cunning runts.