What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.